A couple of young boys were fishing at their special pond off the beaten track. All of sudden, the guard jumped out of the bushes. Immediately, one of the boys threw his rod down and started running through the woods like a bat out of hell.
The guard was hot on his heels. After about a half mile, the young man stopped and stooped over with his hands on his things to catch his breath, so the guard finally caught up to him. ‘Let’s see your fishing license, Boy!‘’ The guard gasped.
With that, the boy pulled out his wallet and gave the guard a valid fishing license, “well, son,” said the guard, ‘you must be about as dumb as a box of rocks!”
You don’t have to run from me if you have a valid license!”
“Yes, sir,” replied the young guy, “but my friend back there, well, he don’t have one.”
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